Monday, July 21, 2008

America's Got What?

You know, I try to be a good read. I try to share some of the nicer, lighter things I encounter, and I think I have a pretty good idea of what's entertaining. This video, folks, is not entertaining.

In case you can't see Hulu videos in your locality (or you simply don't have time to watch), that was a short clip of a woman who calls herself Busty Heart performing on America's Got Talent. Her performance?

She (vaguely, partially) crushes some aluminum cans with her breasts, then breaks through several tiles in the same fashion.

I don't know what this woman does for a living, but I find it hard to believe her regular job requires much intelligence. Why? She thought it would be a good idea to go on national television and use her breasts as mallets in front of a panel of celebrities.

You might expect that sort of plebeian entertainment to get a rousing response from the crowd but thankfully, in this case, you'd be wrong. Aside from a minority that can't ever help but be vocal, the crowd mirrored my own stunned silence. I'd like to think they were as dismayed as I.

Forget 4chan (NSFW); they're a single site that doesn't represent the whole. THIS sets the new low for us all.

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