Tuesday, July 15, 2008

When puns go wrong.

Friend: Is there an easy way to set the whole world on fire, like a button I could push or something?
Friend: Oh wait, nevermind
Me: You'd think so, by now.
Friend: *roadtrip to washington planning commences*
Me: Which Washington?
Me: Guh, I'm now certain there's a town in WA named "Denzel".
Friend: DC, there's a button there!
Friend: give it time, there will be a town named denzel
Me: I'd bet it's already happened.
Friend: Didn't find one
Me: Thank goodness.
Me: When some town rebrands itself "Denzel", you find that button and give it a good, hard depressing.

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