Saturday, August 2, 2008

My Favorite Superpowers!

I spend a lot of time thinking about this sort of thing before I sleep. Superpowers, wishes, what I'd do if I won the lottery, etc. Thought I'd share with you some of my visions of an awesome, superpowered future! Here are a few of the abilities I'd choose:
  • turn every slap into a high-five or a friendly hand-clasp
  • turn every punch into a fist-bump
  • turn every kick into the iconic Kid `N Play dance move (seen at 2:17)
These might not be the most useful powers, but with them, a person could be the most annoying fighter EVER! :D

(It really does bring me great joy to imagine making snarky comments to people, then turning their attempted smacks into high-fives and annoying them even further. Can you see someone trying to kick you in the balls, then finding themselves hopping on one foot in a bad `90s hip-hop dance move? I can't think of anything funnier.)

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