Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Sports, Shmorts.

Who cares about the 2008 Olympic Games? I really, truly don't this time around. Sure, China's constant revelations of fakery during the opening ceremony are pretty amusing. Yes, Michael Phelps is a freak of nature designed to swim. Do I care about any of these things? Aside from some anger that Bushy Jr. gets to hobnob with the women's volleyball team, no. I don't.

Here are a few reminders that other things are, in fact, happening across the globe:
. . . Seriously, the Olympic Games are probably the least interesting thing going right now. Athletes performing in athletic competitions? Happens all the time. College presidents pushing for a lower drinking age? Kelly Bundy willingly getting her claims to fame cut off? Those things are news.

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